Quotes and comments

"The most revered artifact ever discovered" - (I don't think they mean this clock somehow.
"Art that transcends time" - If it transcends time, why did they stick a bloody big clock in it?
"A musuem-quality timepiece" - Now just what the hell is that? Totally meanless dribble...
"Issued in a world-wide limited edition" - I think they mean they will only make them until they stop. I'm impressed !
"genuine hieroglyphs" - So much better than non-genuine ones

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