Quotes and comments from the advertisement

"capturing every exciting detail. From his dreamy blue eyes to his jet-black leather jacket" - strange, but in the ad, his eyes are shut.
Elvis in a terrarium !?? - surely the weirdest bit of ' Elvis spotting ' yet.
"strictly limited to 95 casting days" - better rush off my order now.
"Limit: one per collector - yer right... per day maybe?

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